- About Me: The wealthy heir to the family that holds the patent on fork prongs.
- Favorite Books: Timequake, Cat's Cradle, Fahrenheit 451, Walden, 1984
- Favorite Authors: Vonnegut, Watterson, Larson, Thoreau
- Favorite Cuisine: Indian, Thai, Sushi, Greek
- Favorite Drinks: Sam Adam's Cherry Wheat, Paulaner Hefeweizen, Capecods, Gin and Tonic
- My Original Recipes: Valentine's Day Cereal Special
- Foods I hate: Potatoes
- Favorite Movies: Pulp Fiction, Ghost In the Shell, Blade Runner, City of God, Reservoir Dogs, The Departed, Old Boy, Full Time Killer, Lawrence of Arabia
- Actor that would play me in a movie: Zach Braff or anyone else who isn't Rupaul
- Prized Possessions: Complete Calvin and Hobbes
- Favorite Shows: Family Guy, Simpsons, Dirty Jobs, Mythbusters, Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends, Seinfeld, Fraiser, Home Movies, Drew Carey Show, Weeds, Californication, Arrested Development
- Favorite Channels: History, Discovery
- Favorite Late Night Talk Show: Conan O'Brien
- Favorite Theme Song: Cleveland Rock - The Drew Carey Show
- Show I wished wasn't cancelled: Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends
- Places I love: Paris, Granada
- Places I've been: Ireland, England, France, Spain, Italy, Germany, Czech Republic, Switzerland, Japan, Israel
- Dream Vacation: A year with a nomadic desert tribe (seriously).
- Games I Play: Warcraft, Red Dead Redemption, Fallout, Dance Dance Revolution
- Consoles: DS, Wii, X-Box 360, NES, SNES, N64, Atari 2600, Sega Genesis, and a Game Boy.
- Favorite Classic Arcade Games: Galaga, Dance Dance Revolution
More About Me
- Expertise: Alphabet?
- Occupation: Dinosaur
- School Name: Oklahoma State University - Stillwater
- Status: Alumni
- Class of: 2007
- Degree type: Bachelors
- Major(s): User Interface Design, Psychology
- Minor(s): Creative Writing
- AIM: PopeOnABomb