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Fappable vote! I vote for #4, what about you? http://photosthatchangedtheworld.com/first-pic-on-the-internet/
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Most statues of horses have penises, but why don't statues of T-Rex?
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To a birthday party! This time with an invitation.
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Any rap song that works a reference to 90 degree angles in wins in my book: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gMZ62PsvRM
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http://twitpic.com/2fl3v - I came to work and found Moonpies, Pocky, and Licorice - Prayer does work.
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Tomorrow I perform stand-up at my first open-mic night. I have 3 minutes to make people laugh.
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Ever had a McGangBang? (SFW) - The best McDonald's Sandwich Ever! http://tinyurl.com/c6fmbw
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4:11pm - Complete list of things I've accomplished today: Ate some oatmeal.
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That was a hell of a long time getting back. 13 hours from OKC to SF.
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It feels nice to be in Oklahoma for a few days. And I didn't have to share a bed with Fuller. So he didn't pee all over me.
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