July 6, 2011

• Move Over, “That’s What She Said”

  The phrase “That’s what she said” is fine and sometimes has hilarious moments, but it is definitely over used. In retaliation, I have started a new phrase among my friends: “Just Like Dad.” And as far as we know, I created this, and we’ve been using it for a few months among ourselves.

  However, JLD has some rules. It is based on the honor system, so be sure to keep your friends within the boundaries…

  1. You can only use the phrase JLD once a day. The idea is quality, not quantity.
  2. If you fail to use the phrase correctly 3 times, you are banned for life.
  3. If someone has been banned, you are allowed to call him or her out on it.

  In regards to rule #2. My friend Angela, the first person to ever receive a lifetime ban, couldn’t remember the phrase and kept saying things like “because dad said so” or “similar to dad”. Because the fails all happened on the same day, I realized she would never respect the one rule of JLD, so I had to create rules #2 and #3.

  Origins:
  It started at a Sonic drive-in where there was a picture of a foot long hot dog that said something along “Bigger. Juicier.” Someone in the car said “Bigger, Juicier…That’s what she said” and I said “Bigger, Juicier… Just like dad.”

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