June 10, 2011
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Contradeceptives
With all the talk about “3 to 5 times longer”, the “ultra thin coating”, the crazy diagram on the back, and the name Elixir, this is the most condom-like packaging I’ve ever seen for a non-condom product.
Someday there will be an interview in Rolling Stones along the lines of: “We had never thought about forming a band, let alone winning a Grammy. But then I accidentally brought home guitar strings instead of condoms. We went with it. After the unprotected sex, I said ‘Well, that is half of being a rockstar. Let’s try this’, and the next day we started practicing.”
Comments (6)
That is hilarious.
Haha, I’d probably buy their brand of guitar strings based entirely on that.
LOL that sentence about “[your guitar is] ready to go whenever you are” is eerily reminiscent of the Cialis for Daily use commercials. Because when the time is right [to play your guitar] you want to be ready!
ahaha, that really does look like it should be a condom box!
I guess you could use a g-string to stem the tide, so to speak.
@suggestivetongue - My coworker had bought these. It confused me as to why he’d have a box of condoms on his desk.
@GodlessLiberal - Perhaps someone should make a combo pack of guitar strings that come with condoms.
@leaflesstree - Maybe this is what they do with left over Cialis boxes?
@MelFamy - I can never find g, even when I play guitar.