1. I know Asia is your primary market at this point, especially Hong Kong. But quit ignoring everyone state side.
2. An app for phones. You gave Hong Kong users mobile Xanga access, but you don't support XMLRCP or an open API. Every other major blog service has this ability. Do you enjoy being second rate? By mobile, I can update about 20 other blogging services, but not Xanga. God forbid you make it easy for people to use your service.
   
3. The ability to save drafts. If I'm working on future posts, I have to do it in a text editor, G-mail, etc... This is unnecessary. To keep overhead down, give drafts a 30 day lifespan that is renewed upon modification.
4. The ability to flag posts for future publication. I have tons of posts written up, and it would be lovely to have an automated way to publish them and the photos that go along with them.
5. Either let Pulse pull in Twitter or let it push to Twitter. We want integration, not segregation.
6. The ability to have my own domain
7. With #6, make it flexible like Wordpress, or just give up now
8. More supported HTML and Javascript code - I want my profile picture and header to change, but I can't connect that to code. Provide code, allow code, or just ban it all together. But don't do it hemipygus.
9. With #8, some of us would like to use Google Analytics. Do you not trust Google? You have heard of Google, right?
   

1. It was my first time to ever "entertain" a crowd (on purpose) on a microphone
2. I had a 3 minutes time limit
3. I'm actually not chewing gum in the video, though it looks like I am
4. I forgot to look towards the people on the right-hand side of the stage until about 2 minutes in
5. Only one joke bombed - And I knew it would
   
6. I moved around a bit too much
7. Yes, I harvested a lot of this from my blog
   
8. Overall, It went perfect

Your moment of Zen:

If you're in the SF area and want to see my next stand-up set, drop me a line, and I'll send you the details.

It is strange what people won't do, but will do. Under sane conditions, you would not try these flavors. You wouldn't order vomit flavored food from a menu. But if a company makes a novely gift sample pack, you'l find yourself having a tasting party with five friends.

The taste of these candies is so uncanny an disturbing, you will quadruple check the list of ingredients. The other strange thing is - for some reason - we've all tasted these in real life somehow, which might be more disturbing.

Dirt - This had that dry, soil taste you remember from being forced to eat dirt on the playground as a child. Like when you did a back flip out of a swing, caught your foot on the chain, ate a mouthful of dirt, and knocked yourself out during recess (true story). Or one of those real attic boogers that you fish out of your nose on a dry day.
Scrumptiousness: Bearable, better than real dirt

Grass - It tasted like a freshly mowed lawn smells with an additional hint of Dirt. Unlike eating from lawn, there is a lowered risk of dog poop being involved.
Scrumptiousness: Better flavor than dirt

Booger - The great news is, if you like this flavor, you don't need to buy anything in order to please your taste buds. You are your own factory.
Scrumptiousness: Oddly familiar

Earwax - Just like the real stuff. A bit sour. Find a Q-tip, and you can make the equivalent of a popcicle. The only downside, you ate this on purpose and not on accident when nibbling on your significant other.
Scrumptiousness: Somewhat edible

Soap - Now you can experience the taste of minimum wage at a Bath & Body store. The flavor attacks your taste buds with the same overload your olfactory receives when you're within a hundred yards of such a store. It also tasted like the flavored candle I once took a bite of on a dare.
Scrumptiousness: Over-powering

Black Pepper - I'm confused why they put a fairly normal taste in a sample filled with fairly gross flavors. It tasted peppery. Imagine that.
Scrumptiousness: You can finish this

Earthworm - A nice play on the flavor of Dirt. It could use a slimey finish though. Not as meaty as you'd expect.
Scrumptiousness: Interesting, but nothing to write home about (blog instead)

Vomit - Want to feel like a bullimic soccer mom for a day or a bird being fed? Pop a bunch of these. They have the same acidic, regurgitated taste as the real stuff. Except it is going down instead of coming up.
Scrumptiousness: You might taste this both directions

Rotten Egg - This is the only flavor I could not swallow. I tried, but after 5 seconds, I made a mad dash for the trash can, spit it out, drank a mojito, and still suffered flashbacks for the rest of the evening.
Scrumptiousness: What the dead hooker in the trunk smells like