June 15, 2011
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Touché, Almond Toupée – For Science!
Today I learned that scotch tape does not stick well to almonds.
While eating some almonds, I deemed one my favorite and did not eat him. Later I found an almond with a shape that allows Mr. Almond to wear it as a toupée, thus enhancing his sex appeal with the lady almonds. I needed to take some photographs to document this achievement, but the scotch tape wouldn’t hold the toupée on. Eventually I had to use rubber cement.
It makes him look Italian, but he seems okay with that.
Eat your hearts out, ladies.
Comments (3)
Has anyone told you lately how weird and wonderful you are?
We need to find him a cute olive to date.
@lanney - Thank you!
@Dippity - He is living in my desk right now, and I’m hoping to find a co-worker with a cute pistachio at the least.